Hilarious Photos Of Walmart Shoppers Living Their Best Lives
No Rush
Mom said that if you want to keep this tortoise, you have to take it for a walk at least once a week. Walmart is obviously the best kind of park to take a stroll with your tortoise. Given how slowly tortoises move, this shopping trip must have taken the whole day to complete. Unless its owner started dragging it along. That would be incredibly inhumane. Who even takes tortoises for walks to Walmart, anyway? It is certainly an unideal environment for such a tiny and sensitive creature.