Explosive Leak On Donald Trumps Marriage

Donald Trump's Marriage Doesn't Include Sharing A Bed

We admit this one has to be viewed as pure speculation, but in light of all the other obvious weirdness in the Trumps' marriage, we're willing to consider the relatively benign claim that they don't share a bed, which is, honestly, a pretty common practice among many couples. Anyway, according to "multiple sources" for Us Weekly, Melania Trump "refuses to share a bed with Donald even on the rare occasions when they sleep in the same city." One insider described the practice as being "very royal of them," in an obvious attempt to put a positive spin on the story.

We're giving this one a 50/50 chance for accuracy because who knows? Maybe President Trump's snoring sounds like a chainsaw being thrown into a wood chipper, or maybe his luxurious hair tickles Melania's nose and keeps her up all night.